Hi Miriam, The *Oboe* as an instrument for the "true vulgarian"? I've never quite thought of it that way. I like Oboes. But, OTOH ... I *do* speak fluent Vulgarian .... Hmmmmm ;-) RonL. -----Original Message----- From: Miriam Frost [mailto:miriam at members.evolt.org] Here's the real proof, though: http://www.theonion.com/onion3823/you_must_romance.html