[thelist] Friday's Freebie

<tip type="not even close to on-topic" title="Instant Static Cling Removal">
So you're wearing your new supah fly poly retro shirt. You love it. Chicks
dig it. The guys look at you weird. Grandpa wonders where his favorite shirt
went.

But after walking around the office all day, it develops a nasty case of
static cling. Now the chicks look at you weird. --The static cling isn't
figure flattering and you look like your Grandpa. What to do? What to do?

Water.

1) Get thyself to the nearest bathroom.
2) Wet a couple paper towels, not soaking wet, but just the wet side of
damp.
(Slow down, sexpot, you're not going to soak your new shirt.)
3) Reach up under the shirt and wipe that sexy chest and torso of yours with
the wet paper towels.
(see, if they're too wet then you're going to look like either you ran up
those 4 flights of stairs or you're *really* nervous about your new duds)

Through the magic of water and ions and all that basic chemistry you slept
through no more static cling.
</tip>

if you all are good, maybe an on-topic tip later....
sgd
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think safely