[thelist] Friday's Freebie

In a message dated 8/13/99 9:31:38 PM, sgd@ti3.comou wrote:

<<<tip type="not even close to on-topic" title="Instant Static Cling Removal">
So you're wearing your new supah fly poly retro shirt. You love it. Chicks
dig it. The guys look at you weird. Grandpa wonders where his favorite shirt
went.

But after walking around the office all day, it develops a nasty case of
static cling. Now the chicks look at you weird. --The static cling isn't
figure flattering and you look like your Grandpa. What to do? What to do?

Water.>>


But seriously, Forget the H2o and go with rubbing one of those sheets of 
fabric softener that you toss in your clothes dryer, along the insides of 
your clingy shirt and top of your pants. voila! Magic! No more static cling 
and no more looking like you are stranded in a humid climate. Besides, what 
happens when the moisture you have applied to yourself evaporates. Do you 
have to run to the restroom to repeat the process often?

~MISC :)
High Desert Evoltian  ~caution:dry humour ahead~