Being much-married (four times) I finally decided to chop off some of the extraneous last names and am now known as Valerie Langham Walker instead of Valerie Pearl Langham Hoffman Walker Dorsey Miller. My husband (Ron Miller) doesn't care one way or the other, and since all my kids are Walkers it saves a little confusion. There's also a nice side-effect: whenever someone phones asking for Mr. Walker or Mrs. Miller, we know it's a telemarketer and hang up immediately. v -- Another year ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.