[thechat] Drug Czar John Waters?

Judah McAuley judah at alphashop.com
Fri May 18 17:50:30 CDT 2001


This made me laugh my ass off.
 From Portlands Music/News rag, The Mercury...

FRIDAY, MAY 11
Confusion and disappointment
reverberated through the drug
community today when the New York
Times announced that President Bush
had nominated John Walters to be the
nation's drug czar, and not, as many
had earlier believed, independent
filmmaker John Waters. John Walters
differs from John Waters in several
regards: Walters is anti-treatment,
anti-legalization, anti-medicinal
marijuana, and a square. Waters is
smart, anti-establishment,
anti-Republican, and anti-square.
Waters learned today of the error, and
was reportedly distraught, retreating
into the arms of his friend, Patty
Hearst.





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