[thechat] Mythology was comics

[Ron White]

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Q2
Explain the Theory of Evolution/Big Bang vs. Creation.

A2
Oh boy.  It comes down to this: we weren't around for either (whichever it
may be), so you don't know for sure and I don't know for sure.  I believe
in Creation.  I believe God has the power to make a rock appear to be 3
billion years old.  Maybe carbon dating doesn't work that far back (I don't
know the science behind it, so I'm merely speculating).  Again, none of us
was around 6,000 or 3-6 billion years ago, so we don't know for sure who
would be correct.
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Ok so now you're essentially saying that your god has a warped sense of
humor? "Hey, I know, I'll put some skeletons of big giant lizards in the
ground to fool those dumb humans I made..."

Or even better, he put all these people on the planet, but only told the
early Hebrews about his existence...

Ron