[thechat] Top 10 disadvantages of long-distance surgery

Isaac Forman isaac at triplezero.com.au
Sun Sep 30 14:27:18 CDT 2001


Q: Doctors in the US recently used a robotic arm to remove a gall bladder of
a patient in France.

My top 10 disadvantages of long-distance surgery:


10. \/\/3 0\/\/n UR P4n(r345!!!

 9. Forgetting to install the anaesthetist plug-in.

 8. Surgeons being distracted by pop-up ads.

 7. Some organs may not appear correctly in Netscape Navigator.

 6. Cut & Paste.

 5. Surgery complete. You will need to reboot your body for these changes to
take effect.

 4. Difficulties when using the text-only version of DIY-Surgery.com.

 3. Connection congestion from the nurse playing Wolf MP Test. ("Medic!
Medic!")

 2. I send you this liver in order to have your advice.

 1. All your vital organs are belong to us!



isaac

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