[thechat] FW: fire truck

Scott Dexter sgd at ti3.com
Wed Oct 10 15:48:47 CDT 2001


Let's try this, then, shall we?

<duck>

> -----Original Message-----
> 
> Subject: fire truck
>    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the 
> station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon
with little
> ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.
>
>    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the 
> wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
>
>    The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
>
>    That sure is a nice fire truck, the fire fighter says with
> admiration.
>    Thanks, the girl says.
>
>    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
> tied the  wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>
>    Little partner, the fire fighter says, I don't want to 
> tell you how to run your fire truck,    but if you were to tie that
rope around 
> the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
>
>    The little girl says, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
> have a siren.




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