iPod Add-Ons... (Was: Re: [thechat] Flashthread! - what are you listening to RIGHT NOW!)

[Andrew Forsberg]

>  > >>  1. A global positioning system?
>>  >>  2. A personal security 239,000 decibel alarm?
>>  >>  3. Sub-space teleportation?
>>  >>  4. British Library In Flash-ROM?
>>  >>  5. Built in hip flask and shot glass?
>>  >
>>  >6. Touch screen and pen
>>  >7. OS X (or does it already have it?)
>>  >8. FM tansmitter?
>>  >9. SMS
>>  >10. WAP browser...
>>  >
>>  >-d
>>
>>  11. Wireless downloadable pop-up books for the kids
>>  12. Fridge-freezer
>>  13. Shoe-shiner
>>  14. Dedicated counter-strike server
>>  15. Electric his & hers razor kit + cologne dispenser
>
>16. advanced personal weapon, undetectable by standard weapon detection
>systems.
>
>(that was one of the guesses in the office comp)

i figured that the 239,000 decibel alarm would likely frag anything 
within a 500 kilometre radius, but some sort of phaser weapon would 
definitely come in handy while you're jaunting around with your new 
second revision iPod.

ooooh. i know:

17. anti-personnel mine

for when you've just gotta leave it behind.
-- 
Andrew Forsberg
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