iPod Add-Ons... (Was: Re: [thechat] Flashthread! - what areyou listening to RIGHT NOW!)

[Olly Hodgson]

----- Original Message -----
From: "Andrew Forsberg" <andrew at thepander.co.nz>
Subject: RE: iPod Add-Ons... (Was: Re: [thechat] Flashthread! - what areyou
listening to RIGHT NOW!)


> >  > >>  1. A global positioning system?
> >>  >>  2. A personal security 239,000 decibel alarm?
> >>  >>  3. Sub-space teleportation?
> >>  >>  4. British Library In Flash-ROM?
> >>  >>  5. Built in hip flask and shot glass?
> >>  >
> >>  >6. Touch screen and pen
> >>  >7. OS X (or does it already have it?)
> >>  >8. FM tansmitter?
> >>  >9. SMS
> >>  >10. WAP browser...
> >>  >
> >>  >-d
> >>
> >>  11. Wireless downloadable pop-up books for the kids
> >>  12. Fridge-freezer
> >>  13. Shoe-shiner
> >>  14. Dedicated counter-strike server
> >>  15. Electric his & hers razor kit + cologne dispenser
> >
> >16. advanced personal weapon, undetectable by standard weapon detection
> >systems.
> >
> >(that was one of the guesses in the office comp)
>
> i figured that the 239,000 decibel alarm would likely frag anything
> within a 500 kilometre radius, but some sort of phaser weapon would
> definitely come in handy while you're jaunting around with your new
> second revision iPod.
>
> ooooh. i know:
>
> 17. anti-personnel mine
>
> for when you've just gotta leave it behind.

18. African Lowland Gorilla - for when the alarm, the phaser and the mine
just arent a big enough defence...

Olly.