[thechat] [Joke] Fiorinian Rhapsody

[martin.p.burns at uk.pwcglobal.com]

Memo from Martin P Burns of PricewaterhouseCoopers

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You could also do the old Tom Jones classic, with surprisingly little
rewriting:

I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind

HP was my portfolio
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

My my my... Fiorina!
Why, why, why... Fiorina?
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Fiorina I just couldn't take any more

At break of day as our sales fell away, I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

She stood there laughing
I sold the shares in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my Delilah
Why, why, why Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more

(trumpet solo)

HP stood there was my portfolio
I sold the shares in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more


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Subject:  RE: [thechat] [Joke] Fiorinian Rhapsody


Thank you Madhu!

[It's now making the rounds here at ... the Big "Q" ... as well!


RonL.
(Who has already approached several colleages about composing a response
... tendered suggestions so far include reworking Queen's "Another Q
Bites The Dust" ... The Knack's "My [Fiorina]" ... and the blues classic
"Crossroads" - 'I went down to the crossroads ... saw Capellas standing
in the road ...')

-----Original Message-----
From: Madhu Menon [mailto:webguru at vsnl.net]
Subject: [thechat] [Joke] Fiorinian Rhapsody

http://www.dotcomscoop.com/hpqueen.html



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