[thechat] [Joke] Fiorinian Rhapsody

[Luther, Ron]

I like it a lot Martin ... (and I remember those days too)

However, I decided over lunch today that (a) it needs to be upbeat to
counter the peessimism of the HP volley and (b) (being headquartered in
Houston and all) it would probably be most appropriate if our response
were more along the lines of a Country song.

Something like Brooks & Dunn's "Neon Moon" perhaps .... (a wonderful
2-step!)

I spend most every night
Contemplating the sight
Of a merger soon

Seeing that I'm tied up most of today ... and off tomorrow closing on
the new house and moving and all ... I may not have it up until late
next week ...

RonL.
(!!!%^$%^& - a guy from Cleveland actually wrote the words "wonderful
2-step"! What IS the world coming to?)

-----Original Message-----
From: martin.p.burns at uk.pwcglobal.com
Subject: RE: [thechat] [Joke] Fiorinian Rhapsody


I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering forecasts of sales on her blind

HP was my portfolio
As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind

My my my... Fiorina!
Why, why, why... Fiorina?
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Fiorina I just couldn't take any more

At break of day as our cash fell away, I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

She stood there laughing
I sold the shares in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my Fiorina
Why, why, why Fiorina
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Fiorina I just couldn't take any more

(trumpet solo)

HP stood there was my portfolio
I sold the shares in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my, Fiorina
Why, why, why, Fiorina
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Fiorina I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Fiorina I just couldn't take any more