[thechat] jokes

[rudy]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the HR person asked a young web
developer fresh out of college, "And what starting salary were you looking
for?"

The web developer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks
vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching
retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years -
say, a red Corvette?"

The web developer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yeah," replied the interviewer, "but you started it."




A Czechoslovakian man felt his eyesight was growing steadily worse, and
felt it was time to go see an optometrist. The doctor started with some
simple testing, and showed him a standard eye chart with letters of
diminishing size: CRKBNWXSKZY. . .
"Can you read this?" the doctor asked.

"Read it?" the Czech answered. "Doc, I know him!"




Q: How do you keep an ASP programmer in the shower all day long?

A: Give him a shampoo with a label that says "lather, rinse, repeat".



rudy