[thechat] If StarWars was in Glasgow

[Erika Meyer]

I dunno, sounds to me like she'd probably give Darth Vader a good
swift kick where it counts...

E

>Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard to
>run very fast when you're wearing 5inch platform heels and a tiny
>silver mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your arse every two
>steps. And you've been a heavy smoker since you were 6.
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