[thechat] Re: useless/ugly/dumb... (was How dumb is that?)

[Miriam]

> My favorite is "useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle".
>
> That's a good one, but I still prefer:
> as useful as screen doors on a submarine
>
> They look like they fell out of the ugly tree
> and hit every branch on the way down.


My grandfather would occasionally say, "as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit"
and "slicker than snot on a doorknob."