[thechat] Children's Books You'll Never Read

Hugh Blair hblair at hotfootmail.com
Sat Jun 1 09:35:00 CDT 2002


OK - I'll play this Saturday morning game:

Children's Books You'll Never Read

You are Different, And That is Bad
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
POP! Goes the Hampster... And Other Microwave Games
You Were an Accident
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-
Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Sharing is For the Weak
Foreigners are Bad People
Plastic Bag Space Helmet and Other Fun Activities
Razor, Razor, Who's Got the Razor?
Dead Pets Are Fun Too
The New Baby is Better Than You
Eating Glue is Good For You
Is the Stove Hot Yet?
Fun with Pointy Things
If it's in a Bottle Drink It
Keep Picking At It
It's Your Fault They Got a Divorce
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
How To Dress Sexy for Grownups

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   Hugh
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