[thechat] I'm not rudy, but I could play him on TV

[Jonathon Isaac Swiderski]

 - Why do elephants have big flat feet?
 - To stomp out burning ducks

but the best i've seen so far is:

 - What's red and looks like a bucket?



wait for it. . .





think about it. . . . .






ok, here it is. . . .





 - A red bucket.

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Jonathon Isaac Swiderski       jswiders at cs.oberlin.edu
cs.oberlin.edu/~jswiders \\ members.evolt.org/jswiders

Is your toaster supposed to moo?