Intern Accidentally Deletes The Internet http://glossynews.com/091802/intern.htm <excerpt> "The only reason I can make it through the workday without going psycho is the ability to check out anime porn and the latest news on the new Pokemon Movie! Now I actually have to work? Fuck that!" </excerpt> Office Worker Alienated for Not Liking Shitty Music http://glossynews.com/091802/shitty.htm <excerpt> "for fuck's sake how many days in a row can a person be subjected to the same six Nickelback, Kylie Minogue, and Linkin Park songs" </excerpt> rudy