[thechat] memories...

javier velasco lists at mantruc.com
Thu Oct 31 14:59:01 CST 2002


hey evolta, it's a slow afternoon for me (at last, phew!) so i'm
transalting this one that i found great.

DISCLAIMER: not for minors



The altzeimer grandpa
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a group of children goes running towards grandpa, who suffers from
altzeimer, and say:

"grandpa, grandpa, tell us one of those stories you know"

alright says grandpa... "it was me and 4 friends in the jungle, suddenly
5 hungry lions appear... ok i said, it was 5 against 5 let's confront
them, one lion jumped over my friend and tore him appart...

then it was 4 against 5, i made a sign to my other 3 friends and we
jumped over a lion...

it was 4 against 4 left...

then, one lion confronted one of my friends and they both fell off a
cliff...

3 against 3

then, we split apart and it was one to one, we rolled over, we stared at
each other, i gave him a punch and he kicked me...

i hit him again and he scratched me with his paw, then we both jumped,
he fell on the floor and i jumped over him, throwed myself over his neck
and took a piece apart, my mouth was full of blood and fur..."

at that moment the phone rings, grandpa stands up to get it and tells
the kids "i'll be back soon, wait for me"

then grandpa comes back from the phone and asks the children "where was
i?"

one of the kids answers: "it was one to one, you had your mouth full of
blood and fur, grandpa"

then the grand father says:
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"ah!, so i turned her around and did her in the butt!"



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