[thechat] Need a punchline...

[David Wagner]

Chris Evans wrote:

> I'm looking for a punchline for this joke:
>
> "Two elephants are sitting in a bar, and one says to the other....?"
>
> It can be original or not, doesn't matter.

"...throw in a jar of mayonnaise, and you've got yourself a deal!"

Sorry, that's totally irrelevant. The real story behind that one (as I
believe I've posted here before) is that I'm trying to put it together with
a great joke intro. Two entirely separate groups of my friends came up with
these incomplete fragments, and I've been looking for the connection ever
since:

"So Don King and the Pope are trapped in a hedge maze for a week..."

"...the hooker says to the chicken, 'throw in a jar of mayonnaise and you've
got yourself a deal!'"

I'm about ready to start offering a small cash reward for a convincing link.
It would restore my faith in the universe.

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David Wagner
dave at worlddomination.net