Along the same lines, can anyone provide the joke that goes with this punchline: "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!" Been haunting me since my user support days... ------ Daniel Frey http://danfrey.com -----Original Message----- When I met my current girlfriend she actually had a punchline in search of a joke: "So the hooker says to the chicken, throw in a jar of mayonnaise and you've got yourself a deal!" Sadly, her punchline does not go with my joke. I would have had a new perspective on soulmates if it had. So if anyone can come up with matching jokes/punchlines to these snippets, I would greatly appreciate it. Judah ___________________________________ thechat mailing list - Here bee Snow-beastes! thechat at lists.evolt.org http://lists.evolt.org/mailman/listinfo/thechat http://lists.evolt.org/thechatarchive/ ____ Please support the community that supports you. Give your bit to evolt.org at: http://evolt.org/help_support_evolt/