[thechat] "Name it" contest

[Paul Cowan]

> Also, my MadMan nick is known only to friends and family. Would you ask a
> girl to go on a date with you to a place called "MadMan's"? :)

Ahh, The Simpsons...

   Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, all-American
        cooking.
 Homer: How about, "Chairman Moe's Magic Wok"?
Barney: I like it!
   Moe: Mmm, nah.  I want something that says people can have a nice
        relaxing time.
 Homer: [pounds fist] I got it!  "Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker"!
Barney: I like it!
   Moe: Hey!  How about, "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag"?
Barney: I hate it.