[thechat] Religious dependance
William Anderson
neuro at well.com
Sat Jan 18 02:53:00 CST 2003
Madhu Menon wrote:
> At 06:27 AM 18-01-03, William Anderson wrote:
> > "Get out of my shop! And come again!"
>
> "I have asked you nicely many times not to mangle my merchandise. You
> leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again."
Manjula: When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
Apu: Oooh, I too am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature. I
slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
Hibbert: Mmm-hmm. Well, that would only account for quintuplets - did
anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
[Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands]
Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries ... Mmmmmm, ovulicious.
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