[thechat] Religious dependance

[William Anderson]

Madhu Menon wrote:
> At 06:27 AM 18-01-03, William Anderson wrote:
> > "Get out of my shop!  And come again!"
>
> "I have asked you nicely many times not to mangle my merchandise. You
> leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again."

Almost forgot this one:

Homer: Hey, Apu, you got any of those potato chips that give you diarrhoea?
       I need to do a little spring cleaning.
  Apu: They are in the safety cabinet.  I'll get the key.

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