[thechat] Dangerous Disease

[Syed Zeeshan Haider]

Just found something for your amusement!
Just received from a friend.
I don't know about the original creator/author.
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TODAY`S MOST SERIOUS DISEASE:
                  NET ADDICTION
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PATIENT PROFILE
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  PATIENTS NAME:         Dot com
                         AGE:         cyber age
               Occupation:          web browsing
            Marital status:          **************
          Mother tongue:          tcp/ip

INITIAL MEDICAL REPORTS
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         Disorder identified:           net addiction
                     Symptoms:          the patient enters into cyber spaces and
forgets to come back
                      Condition:          all organs working in virtual mode

MEDICAL TEST FINDINGS
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           Allergic to:      offline transactions
        Blod picture:      chatting RBCs in excess
        ENT Report:      continuous dial tone in ear
Body temperature:      very high when patient is offline
                normal:      when patient is online
       ECG Report:      @ @ @ @
            Pulse rate:      99bytes/sec

SIDE EFFECTS
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       MOUSE CLICKING
      STARING AT EXTERNAL MODEM
     EYE SHRINKAGE
   PATIENT DISCONECTED FROM FAMILY
          uses word net in almost every sentence on meeting someone , first ask
a/s/l

RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
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      SURGERY REQUIRED:            Remove modem
                              Medicine:            daily dose of anti yahoo
pills & hypo hotmail tonic

Note: To avoid net addiction, try to log in to your family



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Syed Zeeshan Haider.
http://syedzeeshanhaider.faithweb.com/