[thechat] Presentation of food

[Ben Dyer]

At 12:38 PM 1/31/2003, you wrote:
>steak should be eaten rare to medium rare... anything above that is
>a dishonor to the memory of the cow...

I have three hard and fast rules about steak.

1. It should not be crunchy.
2. It should not be mooing at me.
3. Above all, it should not be both.

Serve it to me medium and give me plenty of A-1.

I have very simplistic tastes.

--Ben