[thechat] boyfriend application

[Erika Meyer]

I wanna be your girlfriend!

But you forgot cheap beer and electric guitars...

but all take all the rest too... though #1 really requires some sort
of alcohol...  #2 I'll be the one bringing the blue corn chips,
yellow hummus... wishing for a green cookie...

The others I'll take as is....
(it's been years since I puked out a window).

E

>Erika Meyer wrote:
>
>>  (already disqualified for being female   ...control freak!)
>
>Yah really! How come you don't have a girlfriend application form? Of course
>you might ask different questions... such as,
>
>Your idea of a "girls night" includes:
>1. Pillow fights, mud masks, ice cream and romantic comedies starring Hugh
>Grant.
>2. A vegetarian pot-luck dinner followed by each person performing their own
>art, dance, poetry or folk music.
>3. Intense philosophical and political discussion by the living room fire
>with a bottle of wine.
>4. Poker, cigars, and a bottle of bourbon.
>5. Body shots, strip clubs and puking out taxi windows.
>6. All of the above.
>7. None of the above.
>
>Whadda ya think?
>
>Regards,
>Tara
>
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