[thechat] Shhhhhhh!

[William Anderson]

John Handelaar wrote:
> On Thu, 2003-03-06 at 17:15, Scott Dexter wrote:
>
> > Two fish are in a tank. One of them says, "Do you know how to drive
> > this thing?"
>
> Man walks into a doctor's office with a steering wheel
> sticking out of the front of his jeans.  Doctor says
> 'Where the hell did that come from?'
>
> Man replies 'I dunno, but it's driving me nuts.'

The classic, posted once a month to crackmonkey (although it's the
s/man/pirate/ and s/I dunno, but/Aaaarrrrrr/ variant) to commemorate Mailman
Day.

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