Erik Mattheis asked: >>I get several of these a day: >>"This passage will be on a short story by Guy De Maupassant" >>I would like to know who I'm pissed off at: spammers or virus writers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hi Erik, I'll go with ... 'Who are dead French authors?' ... for 5¢. ... must ... stop ... watching .. Jeopardy ... ;-) RonL.