[thechat] Mac Davis!!

deacon b. web at master.gen.in.us
Wed Mar 26 15:06:21 CST 2003


> At 01:35 AM 27-03-03, Luther, Ron wrote:
> >Chill out ... eat an oreo ... Unless of course <blatant troll> you'd
> >care to debate the proper way to eat an oreo?

> What's an oreo?

Black guy who acts white. The opposite of a 
whigger.

Unless you're talking about cookies. Oreo cookies 
are a sandwich cookie in which both chocolate 
wafers are very short (the biggest competitor is 
called "hydrox" because of the high level of 
hardened vegetable oil used in baking it) and hard 
(rather than tender.)  Between the wafers is a cream 
filling consisting mostly of vegetable lard and sugar, 
not much flavor.

Traditionally, you twist off one side of the cookie, eat 
the creme, and then eat the wafers separately. 

It's also good to dunk in milk. Oreos come in both a 
single-serving 12-ounce size and a single-serving 
16-ounce size; it's not that the 16-ounce size is for 
people who are hungrier, but that the 12-ounce size 
is for people who haven't been to the ATM lately. 
Each cookie probably weighs a third of an ounce or 
so. 

A single serving package of Oreos, dunked in milk, 
will physic you better than a dose of Dulcolax, even 
better than a bottle of magnesium citrate without any 
cramps.

deke


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RIP Adam Osborne, 1939-2003
And 23 pounds of thanks!




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