[thechat] 999 calls [HUMOUR]

[Chris Marsh]

Dear all

Genuine recordings of "emergency" calls to the police.

"Abuse and insurance -- A female caller has dialled 999 to complain that
she cannot get health insurance following an incident with the police.
Potatoes -- A female caller has dialled 999 to request help in finding
her spectacles.
Salmon Sandwiches -- A male caller has dialled 999 to say that his wife
has gone out without leaving any food to eat.
Wasps -- A female caller has dialled 999 to say her friends house has
been infested with wasps."

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/communications/examples_of_999_call
s.asp

Regards

Chris Marsh