[thechat] vet's office

[rudy]

A guy walks into the vet's office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the
table and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead."
 "I want a second opinion!" the man demands.

So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him
and shakes its head. "Well the cat says your hamster is dead," says the
doctor.

"Well I want a third opinion." So the doctor brings in a Labrador Retriever.
The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "The lab
says your hamster is dead."

"OK, fine. What do I owe you?"

"$650" the doctor said.

"What?!? What for?"

"Well, you owe me $50, and the $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test."