[thechat] if i died

[rudy]

One evening, a wife decides to ask her husband a question. "Honey, if I
died, would you remarry?"

"Well," says the husband, "we all need companionship, so I suppose someday I
would."

"Hmm," says the wife. "Well, would she live in this house?"

"We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want
it," says the guy, "so I guess she would."

"Would she sleep in our bed?"

"Well, it seems a shame to waste a perfectly good bed," says the husband,
"so I guess she would."

"Would she use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not," says the husband. "She's a lefty."