[thechat] Restaurant toilets

Ashok Hariharan listman at hazard0us.org
Wed Aug 13 02:18:41 CDT 2003


just my experience of bar toilets...:

-- put ice cubes in the urinals :
        its particularly satisfying after a few beers to play a game
        of melt-the-damn-things

-- hand dryers:
        even if people dont use them, they give a sense of cleanliness

-- have a cleaner guy hanging around the toilet, at least pretending to 
perpetually mop the floor :
        again customers think the toilet is always being cleaned

-- also hang up a nondescript board on the wall like an inspection chart 
which shows that the toilet has been inspected at least 6 times a day...

-- keep a can of BAN deodorant in the toilet (chained to the 
wall), so that all the unwashed drunkards (you'll find many of those in a
bar) can spray themselves down for everyone else's benefit.


---Ashok






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