[thechat] Too Much Stuff

Sabrina Dent, Apperception sabrina.dent at appercept.co.uk
Thu Sep 25 12:02:14 CDT 2003



> -----Original Message-----
> From: thechat-bounces at lists.evolt.org 
> On Behalf Of Luther, Ron

> [1] For our overseas friends, the Poconos are famous in the US as a 
> cheesy honeymoon getaway location.  The resorts in the area generally 
> feature rooms with red shag carpeting, round beds, mirrors on 
> the ceiling, 
> heart-shaped bathtubs, and in-room raised hot tubs shaped 
> like champaign 
> glasses.  I think we have a federal law here that everyone 
> over the age 
> of 20 has to spend at least one weekend in a place like that.

Guilty as charged. However, I feel the need to state that I was indeed,
20 or 21 at the time. I was also on holiday with my family and
then-boyfriend, and said boyfriend and I escaped from the family
vacation at the other kind of hospitality for which the Poconos are
known:

Jewish Hotel Hell.

Ever seen Dirty Dancing? It's like that but much, much worse. Kosher
dining complete with kosher grandmas saying "Have you met my grandson
Jason? He's a dentist. He's not married yet!"

Oy vey.

The Poconos hotel that was all about the sex was vastly preferrable to
the Poconos hotel that was all about the wedding. Trust me.

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