[thechat] Too Much Stuff
Sabrina Dent, Apperception
sabrina.dent at appercept.co.uk
Thu Sep 25 12:02:14 CDT 2003
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> From: thechat-bounces at lists.evolt.org
> On Behalf Of Luther, Ron
> [1] For our overseas friends, the Poconos are famous in the US as a
> cheesy honeymoon getaway location. The resorts in the area generally
> feature rooms with red shag carpeting, round beds, mirrors on
> the ceiling,
> heart-shaped bathtubs, and in-room raised hot tubs shaped
> like champaign
> glasses. I think we have a federal law here that everyone
> over the age
> of 20 has to spend at least one weekend in a place like that.
Guilty as charged. However, I feel the need to state that I was indeed,
20 or 21 at the time. I was also on holiday with my family and
then-boyfriend, and said boyfriend and I escaped from the family
vacation at the other kind of hospitality for which the Poconos are
known:
Jewish Hotel Hell.
Ever seen Dirty Dancing? It's like that but much, much worse. Kosher
dining complete with kosher grandmas saying "Have you met my grandson
Jason? He's a dentist. He's not married yet!"
Oy vey.
The Poconos hotel that was all about the sex was vastly preferrable to
the Poconos hotel that was all about the wedding. Trust me.
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