[thechat] I'm a happy bloke

[Joel D Canfield]

> A word to the wise ... I find that ...
> 
> "Yes, Dear!"
> 
>  and 
> 
> "But you look so nice ... Why not buy both?!" 
> 
> ... generally keep me out of more than an average amount of 
> trouble.

So, you're *not* recommending "Honey, it ain't the *pants* that make
your butt look big!" or "Hey, that's the first time I've doinked
someone's mom!"

Probably all for the best . . .