|----- Original Message ----- |From: "Madhu Menon" <webguru at vsnl.net> | |<joke type="lame"> | |Q: What did the older computer say to the younger computer? | |A: Practise safe hex, son. Always use a virus scanner. | |</joke> How about introducing <joke> as a valid alternative to a tip? This would keep the tips more on-topic, and if they were harvested too, an evolt joke-book could be in the making. <joke type="Do not try this at home. Remember, this is a professional captain."> Take a look at this: http://www.freecoolpages.com/surfcity/towboat/tugboat.htm (does open 2 popups) </joke> Richard.