you're a very sick man, martin. but if you're going to inflict this on us, let's not forget the link to the English translation: http://www.geocities.com/pommesrotweissx/ i actually think this is a work of genius. <tip type="speeding up php includes" author="Charles Johnson"> If you're using include or require to read and display a file that contains no embedded PHP code, you can speed things up by using the @readfile function instead, which bypasses the PHP parser. </tip> charles johnson lgf web design http://littlegreenfootballs.com > From: "Martin Kuplens-Ewart" <martin at graphicist.com> > Reply-To: thelist at lists.evolt.org > Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 21:53:40 -0500 > To: <thelist at lists.evolt.org> > Subject: [thelist] [OT] Things not to do with Flash... > > Hi all, > > here's an example of flash being used as an instrument of torture: > http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf > > just thought you would all enjoy it. :) > > -martin