[thelist] What's with this blog thing, anyway?
michael ensor
edc at wnc.quik.co.nz
Fri Mar 29 22:13:01 CST 2002
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Subject: RE: [thelist] What's with this blog thing, anyway?
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> >From another list . . .
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> The Top 9 Excerpts from a Parakeet's Blog
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> 9> "I am molting. My reflection mockingly reveals the unfiltered
> bleakness of my existence. Sartre was right all along. Worse,
> the unrelenting attempts of the wingless giant to coax mimicked
> speech from the darkness of my soul are... Oboy! Fresh seed!"
>
> 8> "Breakfast: skipped it. Lunch: a few pecks at the seed bell.
> Dinner: pin feathers from my tail."
>
> 7> "I don't think I mentioned lately how much I love my
> cuttlebone. What do they make these things out of, anyway?
> I hope it's not something gross."
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> 6> "As I'm typing this blog entry, I've received three instant
> messages asking for my age, sex, and wingspan."
>
> 5> "Owners forgot to remove the blanket today, so I took the
> opportunity to develop my vacation slides."
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> 4> "Through perseverance and unobtrusive wing signals, I have at
> last enlisted the aid of the dog. Tonight I escape this damned
> cage and then, VENGEANCE!!!"
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> 3> "The other bird mocks me still. I shift to the side, he shifts
> to the side. I bob my head, he bobs. Why won't he talk?"
>
> 2> "Man, this would sure be easier if I could touch-type instead
> of hunt-and-peck."
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> and the Number 1 Excerpt from a Parakeet's Blog...
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> 1> "As I stare endlessly through the gilded bars of my physical
> confines, the only thought that passes through the void of my
> existence is 'Damn the crackers! Damn those tasty crackers!'"
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