[thechat] Coming to SXSW (Austin)? Some things you should know.
Erika Meyer
meyer at up.edu
Wed Feb 28 18:11:40 CST 2001
>Normally I wouldn't forward this type of thing to anyone, much less a list,
>but in light of recent commentary here, I found more humor in it than I
>normally would.
It's all in context right?
> 1. Don't expect to find filet mignon or pasta
> primavera at the local restaurant. It's a cafe. They
> serve hamburgers and chicken fried steak. Let them
> cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll
> kick your ass.
This is actually very good advice for anywhere you travel. I learned
that when I tried to order Fish and Chips in Minnesota.
If you must get fish in Minnesota, get walleye.
> 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda. In
> Texas it's called a coke. Nobody gives a damn whether
> it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever it's
> still a coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to
> an ass kicking.
Coke? That's what our US President, Georgie B, enjoys, right?
> 11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk
> this way because we don't want to sound like you. We
> don't care if you don't understand what we are saying.
> All other Texans understand what we are saying and
> that's all that matters. Now, go away, or we'll kick
> your ass.
Again, our President...
ouch.. I just thought about his required reading program for
preschoolers and got a knot in my stomach...
Please refrain from reminding me about the US President again.
I'm hoping that if I ignore him, he will go away.
On behalf of muhself and other
like-minded uh-merrrrrcans,
I thank you.
Erika
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