[thechat] new onion: God Angrily Clarifies "Don't Kill" Rule

spinhead evolt at spinhead.com
Wed Sep 26 11:43:47 CDT 2001


"I thought if I put it in a sentence of four, one-syllable words, you'd get
it!" Pretty funny.

Except, now, it won't open anymore. Second try, it was a Salvation Army
banner; now, it's just a blank page. Hmmmmmm

spinhead


----- Original Message -----
From: "Isaac Forman" <isaac at triplezero.com.au>
To: <thechat at lists.evolt.org>
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 8:28 PM
Subject: [thechat] new onion: God Angrily Clarifies "Don't Kill" Rule


>
> NEW YORK - Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient
> creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for
more
> than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans
> killing each other Monday.
>
> "I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a person
tells
> you it's My will that they kill someone, they're wrong. Got it? I don't
care
> what religion you are, or who you think your enemy is, here it is one more
> time: No killing, in My name or anyone else's, ever again."
>
>
> More hilarity:
>
> http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
>
>
>
> isaac
>
>





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