Let's try this, then, shall we? <duck> > -----Original Message----- > > Subject: fire truck > A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the > station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little > ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. > > The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the > wagon tied to a dog and a cat. > > The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. > > That sure is a nice fire truck, the fire fighter says with > admiration. > Thanks, the girl says. > > The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has > tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. > > Little partner, the fire fighter says, I don't want to > tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around > the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. > > The little girl says, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't > have a siren.