[thechat] FW: fire truck

[spinhead]

Oh great; offend all the cat lovers! (you and Gary Larson - remember
'tethercat' ?)

spinhead


----- Original Message -----
From: "Scott Dexter" <sgd at ti3.com>
To: <thechat at lists.evolt.org>
Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 1:51 PM
Subject: [thechat] FW: fire truck


> Let's try this, then, shall we?
>
> <duck>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> >
> > Subject: fire truck
> >    A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the
> > station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon
> with little
> > ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle.
> >
> >    The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the
> > wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
> >
> >    The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.
> >
> >    That sure is a nice fire truck, the fire fighter says with
> > admiration.
> >    Thanks, the girl says.
> >
> >    The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
> > tied the  wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
> >
> >    Little partner, the fire fighter says, I don't want to
> > tell you how to run your fire truck,    but if you were to tie that
> rope around
> > the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
> >
> >    The little girl says, You're probably right, but then I wouldn't
> > have a siren.
>
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