[thechat] FW: Careful now!]]
Martin Burns
martin at easyweb.co.uk
Wed Oct 17 15:49:03 CDT 2001
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Date: 17/10/01 8:48 pm
Received: 17/10/01 8:51 pm
From: Michael Sprague, fuzzy2k at pacbell.net
>
> Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a
> major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th
> will be bitten on the butt by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized
> groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's
> toilet bowls and bite them while they are doing their business.
>
> I usually don't send e-mails like this, but the information came from a
> reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating
> this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose
> husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the
> shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to
> another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently
> overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
> conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
>
> Take care all!
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