[thechat] GB&U

Olly Hodgson gnarly at gmx.co.uk
Fri Oct 26 11:24:32 CDT 2001


Good:     Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad:   You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly:   Your daughter borrowed them

Good:   Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad:   You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly:   You're in them

Good:   Your husband understands fashion
Bad:   He's a cross-dresser
Ugly:   He looks better than you

Good:   Your son's finally maturing
Bad:   He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly:   So are you

Good:   You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad:   She keeps interrupting
Ugly:   With corrections

Good:   Your wife's not talking to you
Bad:   She wants a divorce
Ugly:   She's a lawyer

Good:   The postman's early
Bad:   He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly:   You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good:   Your daughter got a new job
Bad:   As a hooker
Ugly:   Your co-workers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

Good:   You're son is dating someone new
Bad:   It's another man
Ugly:   He's you're best friend

Good:   You're wife is pregnant.
Bad:   It's triplets
Ugly:   You had a vasectomy five years ago.






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