[thechat] New Product?

spinhead evolt at spinhead.com
Mon Dec 3 11:24:32 CST 2001

BOY do I wish I'd written that!


----- Original Message -----
From: "Ron White" <ronwhite at gate.net>
To: "Chat" <thechat at lists.evolt.org>
Sent: Sunday, December 02, 2001 4:22 AM
Subject: [thechat] New Product?

> I'm sure there'll be a HUGE market for this:
> Hi, I'm Ron. Are you like me? Do you have computer idiot friends and
> relatives that just REFUSE to go check out HOAXES before sending them to
> with some breathless prose written above the HOAX text? TRY new
> the new anti-hoax software from McNorton! For just $29.99/yr we will
> automagically update your hoax database daily. The program will
> automagically reply-to-all with any scathing text you wish to include as
> well as the link to McNorton's web based HOAX library. We know they'll
> actually check it, but since we log who sent the HOAX you can lord it over
> them during social gatherings :-)
> So, CALL NOW!!! Operators are standing by: 1-855-HOAXBGONE
> Thanks,
> Ron White
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> "Please mind the closing doors..."
> The doors close...The doors reopen.
> "Passengers are reminded that the big red slidey things on the side of
> the train are called the doors. Let's try it again. Please stand clear of
the doors."
> The doors close...
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