[thechat] Fw: Pudding?!?

Olly Hodgson gnarly at punkass.com
Fri Dec 7 11:09:23 CST 2001

----- Original Message -----
From: "Owen Clay" <owen.clay at assuresoft.com>
Subject: FW: Pudding?!?

Tried this last weekend..... give it a go......
Excellent Christmas pudding!!
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda flour
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle Vodka (can be substituted with rum, brandy or whiskey)
1 can of red bull
2 cups of dried fruit


 Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka

 To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a
little red bull & drink. Repeat.

 Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

 Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the vodka is still OK Flavour with red bull to taste.

 Try another cup.... just in case turn off the mixerer.

 Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

 Pick fruit off floor.

 Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers  pry it loose with a

 Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity - flavour with a little Bed Rull

 Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shi**.

 Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.

Pick up the can, mop the floor

 Check the vodka.

 Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

 Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

 Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

 Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and slap

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