[thechat] Re: useless/ugly/dumb... (was How dumb is that?)

Miriam miriam at members.evolt.org
Fri May 3 11:45:02 CDT 2002

> My favorite is "useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle".
> That's a good one, but I still prefer:
> as useful as screen doors on a submarine
> They look like they fell out of the ugly tree
> and hit every branch on the way down.

My grandfather would occasionally say, "as subtle as a fart in a spacesuit"
and "slicker than snot on a doorknob."

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