How dumb is that? (was RE: [thechat] Spider-man movie)

Paul Cowan paul at wishlist.com.au
Mon May 6 19:52:00 CDT 2002


Hey all,

Sorry, a bit behind on this conversation, been off sick for a few days.

Andy wrote:
> My favorite 'ugly' one is "you have a face like a bulldog
> licking piss off a thistle."

That's a classic!

The favourites over here in the dev room (some may be 'australianisms' and
may not make sense to non-Aussies; some may be offensive) are:

* "Head like a kicked-in shitcan"
* "As ugly as a hatful of busted arseholes"
* "Face like an inside-out chokito bar"
* "Looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a fork"


Other great "ockerisms" I've picked up through the years (mainly from my
rather uncouth family) include:

* "As tight as a fish's arsehole"
* "Sticks out like a turd in a punchbowl"
* "Better than having your head stuck up a dead bear's arse"

Cheers,

Paul.



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