[thechat] The Top 12 Pick-Up Lines Used by Star Wars Fans
Martin
martin at members.evolt.org
Thu May 9 13:30:01 CDT 2002
On Thursday, May 9, 2002, at 06:58 pm, rudy wrote:
> 1) Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and
> discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
or:
12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line
without bathing for 10 days?"
11. "Your place or my Mom's?"
10. "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid!
STOO-pid!"
9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."
8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."
6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."
5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"
4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."
3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"
2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action
figure, would you hold it against me?"
1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5052199.shtml
And if they succeed:
The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11. "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10. "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
9. "Cuddling, afterplay -- a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7. "Do me or do me not -- there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up
my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
1. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5052899.shtml
Or alternatively, if they fail:
'Shaking his head knowingly he told this reporter, "Chat-up lines... old
are they," adding, "Rum, skunk and cocaine... make Yoda evil."
However, so profound is Yoda The Wise's enlightenment that he is widely
expected to learn from the experience and become even wiser. Of his
failure to woo Ms Taylor, the Jedi Guru had this to tell reporters:
"All the fucking same are they. Drinks can you buy them... but put
out... they do not. Bitches." '
http://www.squealnewspig.com/yoda.html
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